Creative Insults

How do you curse people out without swearing? Remember the song from "How the Grinch Stole Christmas." That's how you do it.

In my series, I wrote characters who found creative ways to insult people. Only, I had no idea what they'd say. I spent hours combing different Thesauruses and couldn't help laughing when I thought about the characters combing those words. Just for fun, below are some words I found.

Low-Life/Stupid
Mutt ( My favorite so far. Imagine calling someone a mutt)
Mongrel
Leech
Vermin
Parasite
Insect
Pig
Savage
Troll
Bottom-feeder
Rat
Rodent
Dog
Cretin
Mutant
Dismal
Vacant
Arid
Stale

Ugly

Distasteful
Nauseating
Unsightly
Repulsive
Offensive
Depraved
Foul
Spiteful
Homely
Grievous
Revolting
Cheap
Beastly
Polluted
Putrid
Moldy
Odious

Annoying
Acid (acidic)
Abrasive
Tedious
Vexing
Grating
Thorny
Intolerable
Plaguing
Twit
Bitter 
Gnawing
Gnat

Here's an article about creative insults.